So I tried to downgrade my phone from a blackberry to a regular cell phone two days ago in an attempt to not have internet on my phone.
In a great stroke of timing luck, this XKCD comic basically sums it up.
(I lasted less than 24 hrs. I got up to the worst alarm clock function ever, had to turn on my super-slow-startingup laptop to get the weather, and then a few of the keys stopped working randomly. At lunchtime that day I got the current iphone. I can has happy.